FREE SHOW SATURDAY!!!

Nov 22, 2010 Recording, Show Leave a comment
Posted by UVM-Juan

We’ll be destroying the Masquerade again this Saturday, seems like they’re gluttons for punishment. We’re part of an all metal line up, which we may actually be headlining. Come see us play some of the songs we rarely play. Just print out these tickets and hand them out to your friends. More event info can be found here.

In other news, we’ve confirmed ANOTHER show on December 18 at Swayze’s with those damned bastards Koskee. More details soon.

Speaking of Koskee, we got some more work done on our split EP with them recently. Expect your ears to be bleeding shortly before xmas.

New Remixes from The Cryptids Up!!!

Nov 12, 2010 Band News Leave a comment
Posted by UVM-Juan

We’ve been sitting on these remixes for a looooong damn time, for no apparent reason. They’re amazing remixes. Listen and download them at our new ReverbNation tab on our Facebook page. And be certain to check out The Cryptids!

New show announced for Dec. 3rd!

Nov 11, 2010 Show Leave a comment
Posted by UVM-Juan

We’ll be playing at Lenny’s on December 3rd with those bastards Koskee. Both of us will have some new material to scorch your faces off with.

Ch, Ch, Changes……..FUCK

Sep 23, 2010 Show Leave a comment
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Looks like we’ll be playing around 11pm tonight at The Clermont, and tickets will actually be $8, not the before mentioned $3. We’ll make it up to you in metal.

The Clermont Lounge Burns to the Ground!!

Sep 23, 2010 Show Leave a comment
Posted by UVM-Juan

The great establishment in Atlanta that has been the home to several strippers that would have normally been retired by now, will be burned to the ground when we play there this evening with a full compliment of southern drunkards. UVM, Koskee, Treephort, all under one stripper dive palace roof.

If you’d like to donate to the “Save the Hipsters Fund,” you can turn in your donations TONIGHT, at the soon to be destroyed Clermont Lounge. Donations of $3 are accepted and for every $1 more you donate you’ll receive a PBR or a venereal disease.