UVM & Simon & Garfunkel & Blood Oaks

UVM Kills it for the kids!

At the end of our 500 Songs for Kids performance the organizers asked us to play another song on another day. This will now be the sixth time we’ve played for this charity and we’re really looking forward to it. The song they gave us this time around: Simon & Garfunkel’s “Sound of Silence.” It should be just as ridiculous as our Spirit in the Sky cover. See us play it on 4/26 at The Loft with a little help from our friends in Blood Oaks.

Guest appearances, New shows, New E.P. soon, New video, WHATTHEFUCK

Here’s your fucking itinerary.

10/25 – Our vocalist will be doing some guest vocals during Koskee’s set at The Masquerade in Hell.

10/31 – Our new E.P. “Ours, and Fairly Won” will be “dropping” on teh interwebs for FUCKING FREE.

11/04 – We’re playing with the fucking talented Diesel And Dixie at Club Famous. Our first show at their venue will likely be Club Famous’ last.

11/21 – We revisit the Ten High with our good friends Koskee and Ron Mexico. Drinks will be drank.

12/15 – We’re playing a FREE CONCERT at The Highlander with Blood Oaks and Koskee. Last show before the apocalypse. Free for you means we only get paid in beer…….this will be a mistake for the Highlander.

01/15 – Assuming we’re all still here, come see us drink Velvet Elvis (from Rochester, NY) under the table with Stone Mountain Freeway and Koskee. This show will likely kill the rest of Velvet Elvis’ tour plans so we hope you saw them when you had the chance.

Hello, My Carcass

The lyrics for our new song “Hello, My Carcass” are now up, you can find them here. We’ll be playing it live for the first time at the MacCrackens show on the 14th. Missing it would be, well, unadvised…

In other news, we FINALLY wrapped on the vocals for “Vipers and Charlatans.” What does that mean for you? MORE FREE MUSIC COMING SOON.

The White Trash Bash

The White Trash Bash

Whiskey Tango, Undead Viking Mafia, Koskee, and Blood Oaks at Johnnie Maccraken’s on June 14th.. Holy fuck. We’ve been wanting to play Maccracken’s for a long time, and now we’re set to annihilate it with our southern metal brethren. If you walk away from this uninjured, you did something wrong.