May the 6th be with you…..and the children

We’re still putting ourselves back together after destroying the stage with Maylene, but have no fear, we’ve been working on our Soundgarden “Birth Ritual” cover for the upcoming 500 Songs for Kids concert. We’ll be playing on May 6th at Smith’s Olde Bar so make sure you’re there. All the proceeds go to charity, so by not attending, you’re pretty much a terrorist.

In other news, we finally uploaded “Resurgens” to YouTube.

Oh yea, Resurgens is now FREE.

Sometimes we neglect our main site. Seems we forgot to mention that we made our latest EP, “Resurgens,” FREE on our Bandcamp. So now when you’re in your car bitching about how all popular music these days sounds the same, a bunch of over produced autotuned shit, tons of dubstep nonsense, entire bands following awful trends driven by sales figures that mostly pay a bunch of fucking suits that have no souls; you can then go “oh yea, I got that FREE UVM shit.” Then you can drive away crying because of the sheer joy we bring to your ear holes. You’re welcome.

Did you say….FREE?!?!?!

We’ve decided to make our first EP “The Early Years,” totally absolutely fucking free god dammit. You can get it on our Bandcamp page as well as our new Soundcloud page.

While you’re freely mooching our old shit, please remember to buy the new shit. We’ve recently dropped the price of our new EP “Resurgens” to just $5. Which is stupid. We’re stupid for doing that. Do you understand me? Stupid. Buy that stupidly cheap noise HERE!!!

Buy our new “Resurgens” EP!!!

We finally decided to get off of our asses and release something new. You can now buy our new “Resurgens” EP HERE. Currently we’re ONLY releasing it through our ReverbNation store, but that means you can buy it for less than itunes would charge you. For $5.99 you get 3 brand new songs from the studio, and 5 never been released live songs.

Our first EP, “The Early Years,” will soon be free. Our old itunes agreement has come to a close and we’re not gonna renew it since we’ve got new shit to promote. So the old shit, will be free. As soon as everything gets cleared we’ll link it up.

The LOOOOONG awaited “Death, Honor, and Greed” full length album is STILL IN THE WORKS. It’s coming soon though, we promise. In the mean time, the 5 live songs on the “Resurgens” EP are live versions of some songs from “Death, Honor, and Greed.”

A HUGE thanks goes out to our good friends and fans who helped us make all of this possible.

Time to kill it for the kids, again

We’ve been selected to cover Soundgarden’s “Outshined” for this years 500 Songs for Kids charity event. 500 songs, 500 different bands, in a 10-day live music marathon running from April 28th to May 7th, 2011. Ridiculous. We’ll be playing our cover at Smith’s Olde Bar on April 29th so be sure to come out and make it rain for charity.

THE NEXT DAMN NIGHT, is our show at The Masquerade, where we’ll be playing our new EP, Resurgens, in it’s entirety. We debuted two of these songs at previous shows but this will be the first show to feature the song “Macon it Worse.” We play a lot of all ages shows and wanted to save this one for a place where you can all get hammered.

Give it up for charity on Saturday, then come get drunk with us on Sunday. You have a month to prepare for this deadly weekend so I don’t want to hear any excuses.