Ours, and Fairly Won

“Ours, and Fairly Won” will be the title of our new E.P. coming out this October. It’ll be free on our bandcamp when it fuckin drops. Speaking of that old bandcamp, we got “Vipers & Charlatans” for free there right now. Get that shit.

We’ll see you Saturday motherfuckers.

So….Many…..Shows….

SO WHY NOT ADD ANOTHER ONE. FUCK.
JULY 14TH AT SWAYZE’S. GO. OR DON’T. BUT SERIOUSLY GO.
ALSO GO TO THE OTHER SHOWS. THERE’S LINKS EVERYWHERE. FIGURE IT OUT.

He Is now on the 30th

Our He Is Legend show has now been moved to June 30th. This gives you slackasses a little more time to prepare for the fracas.

Did that just happen?

Not sure which one of the blood sacrifices worked, but yea, Undead Viking Mafia is opening for He Is Legend. June 30th at Swayze’s. We’re definitely going to owe some souls after this shit.

We’re back.

A new E.P. is very close to being finished, our drummer fucked up his elbow only to bounce back rookie of the year style, and we’ve got two new shows lined up, both of which are crazy metal fests. Welcome to 2011. Check us out at Swayze’s on 3/26, and at The Masquerade on 4/30. We’ll be debuting new material at both shows so don’t miss them.